Santa replied to the letter!

My hands were all shaky,

My face had gone pale.

A letter from Santa

Just arrived in the MAIL !

It was Hand-written

In old-fashioned Ink Pen.

It was handsomely printed

And dated Twelve Ten.

"Dear Sarah," It said.

"I'm writing because

This year I've repealed

My 'naughty/nice' laws.

So now I urge you:

Be Vulgar and Crude!

I LIKE it when children

Are boorish and Rude!

Burp at the table!

Gargle your peas!

Never say 'Thank You'

'You're welcome', Or 'Please'.

Talk back to your mother!

Don't do as you're told!

Stick your tongue out

At your dad if he scolds!

Drive everyone Crazy,

I really don't care!

Act like a Jerk,

Anytime, Anywhere!

I'm changing the rules!

The BAD girls and boys

Will be, from now on,

The ones who get toys!

Good little kids make

Me sick, it's no joke.

Sincerely,

Signed Santa"

........................ And then I awoke.

I hate being good

(or trying to fake it).

THREE months until Christmas

I don't think I'll make it !!! :p